Fantastic Voyage, Coolio: The mid-90s sure did have some great music. Remember him in 'Adventures of Ford Fairlane?'ġ3. I think Tone Loc was a better actor than he was singer. I was in eighth grade when this song came out and everyone was singing it. Wild Thing, Tone Loc: I was torn between this and Funky Cold Medina. This was a rare chick song that dudes liked.ġ4. I feel for him - as I said before, I was fat and uncoordinated.ġ5. I Wish, Skeelo: Another song about being unlucky in love was written by this pint-sized rapper who never got picked to play basketball. I Gotta Man, Positive K: Remember when Positive K was trying to pick up a chick and she kept lying, or maybe she was telling the truth, about having a man? White people loved it!ġ6. They have some other great songs, but this one is no good in my book because too many nerdy dudes wore Cypress Hill shirts.ġ7. Insane in the Brain, Cypress Hill: Another great song that was ruined later in life. Come on, what white person worth his salt doesn't like to yell 'powerful impact BOOM from the cannon!' It also introduced us all to Busta Rhymes, who was pretty good.ġ8. Scenario, A Tribe Called Quest: Bo knows this and Bo knows that and Bo knows white people love this tune. It's a shame Nate Dogg died and it's just as bad that the G Child went on Fat People Lose Weight or whatever that awful show was called.ġ9. Warren G and Nate Dogg were both awesome. Then it went soft like Twinkie fillin' and it went soft fast. Regulate, Warren G and Nate Dogg: There was a time when real gangstas like this song. It's awful to hear geeks singing this at 2:30 a.m.Ģ0. Nobody beats the Biz in my opinion! But this song made a comeback a few years back and it's played at all trendy bars now. Biz Markie: I loved this song and I still do love it. If you're going to beat up a Vanilla Ice, make it the real one!Ģ1. Plus, they beat up a fake Vanilla Ice in the video. Pop Goes The Weasel, Third Base: It should be no surprise to anyone that this white rap group sang about scoring all their points in one period. It is easily the worst song on the tape.Ģ2. Gin and Juice, Snoop Doggy Dogg: Doggystyle was an outstanding album and I listened to it just about every day when I was in high school, but this song was played out like no other.

It's quite funny, but you won't see too many cool people singing it in their cars.Ģ3. Gold Digger, Kanye West: The only good song this guy has ever done. We dared a dude to re-enact the video by kicking through a wall. Way back in 1996, me and my friend Marjilyn were at a party when this song came on. But it's on here because I know how much people love Aerosmith and because I have a funny story about it. Walk This Way, Aerosmith and Run DMC: I'll admit, I don't recall a lot of people liking this song. U Can't Touch This, MC Hammer: Remember all the nerds who wore MC Hammer pants? I really don't need to go any further.Ģ5. Even uncoordinated people can dance like that.Ģ6. Hip Hop Hooray, Naughty by Nature: I like them and they also did some good stuff, but they also brought us this song where you wave your hands back and forth. It did introduce us to him, but it also brought us Gheorghe Muresan and a dummy. My Name Is, Eminem: OK, Marshall Mathers is a great rapper and he's done a lot of great stuff, but this song wasn't one of them. As my friend Shannon once pointed out, 'Foxy, get an away message and you don't have to write this song!'Ģ8. Hot Spot, Foxy Brown: I'll give her a lot of credit for being hot, but this song was always on MTV after it was written and it wasn't very good, so I'm guessing Caucasians liked it.

When Notorious Big got shot, it was a double whammy because we lost a great rapper and we were left with this abortion of a song.Ģ9. Diddy, he was a rapper and a terrible one at that. I'll Be Missing You, Puff Daddy: Before he was P. So let's pay homage to geeky white folk today as we glance at the top 25 songs that white people like to bop their heads to.ģ0. You know, songs with happy people rhyming. They enjoyed rap music white people like. White geeks love it! But they weren't listening to the music real rap fans listened to. Then, when I hit 21 (who we kidding, 18) and I'd hit the bar scene, I realized other people liked rap, too. I also loved the Box, because they would play the underground rap music that you couldn't get on MTV. I grew up in Philly, and when other kids were listening to grunge music in the 1990s, I enjoyed rap more. Plus, I'm big and fat, so rhythm kind of escaped me.īut I do like rap music. Not in a bad way, it's just that I'm Irish and I sunburn easily. I'm 34, so I'm getting up there in age, and I'm as white as can be.

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